Christmas 2024

Ruby Tuesday saved Christmas!

At 2 AM on Christmas morn
we thought we heard Santa’s horn 
but instead Ruby Tuesday called alarm
was water spraying causing harm  
Gallons rushed through ceiling above  
From an apartment, empty and unloved 
Two neighbors joined us in the fight 
To find the shut off and save the night 
By 5 AM was back to bed 
So camping we go and home we fled.


Comments

  1. John LJanuary 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM

    Love how you have taken a negative situation and turn it into a great poem. Way to go Ruby Tuesday.

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